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In a stunning political development, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has officially resigned from his position, marking the end of his nearly decade-long leadership....
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Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round as we dissect the latest episode of 'Media Malpractice: Gaza Edition.' It's a tale as old as time: journalists,...
Finally, Sanity in the House: GOP Rules Package Brings Common Sense to Congress
It took a little elbow grease and no small amount of bickering, but the House’s new Republican-led rules package has passed 215-209. And you...
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In a move that has left progressive educators clutching their pearls, state legislatures across the nation are advancing bills to increase parental control over...
Two Oregon Men Froze to Death While Hunting for Bigfoot on Christmas Eve
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Mike Johnson’s ‘Victory’: Herding Cats in the GOP’s Political Circus
In a spectacle befitting the grandest of political circuses, Mike Johnson has been re-elected as Speaker of the House. Yes, you heard that right—the...
Texas Cheerleader Arrested for Poisoning a Classmate’s Goat
A 17-year-old Texas cheerleader has been arrested on felony charges for allegedly poisoning her classmate’s prized show goat. Audrey Vanlandingham is accused of poisoning...
Congress Unveils ‘Generous’ Tax Cuts: Middle-Class Families to Receive a Whopping $1.50 Extra per...
In a move that has left many Americans scratching their heads—and perhaps reaching for their calculators—Congress has proudly announced a new tax cut aimed...
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Trudeau’s Resignation: What’s Next for Canada’s Future?
In a stunning political development, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has officially resigned from his position, marking the end of his nearly decade-long leadership....
Awful Penmanship Causes Bank Robbery to Go Horribly Awry
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