Texas Cheerleader Arrested for Poisoning a Classmate’s Goat
A 17-year-old Texas cheerleader has been arrested on felony charges for allegedly poisoning her classmate’s prized show goat. Audrey Vanlandingham is accused of poisoning...
Congress Unveils ‘Generous’ Tax Cuts: Middle-Class Families to Receive a Whopping $1.50 Extra per...
In a move that has left many Americans scratching their heads—and perhaps reaching for their calculators—Congress has proudly announced a new tax cut aimed...
Democrats’ New ‘Resistance’: From Fiery Protests to Polite Letters?
Well, folks, it seems the Democratic Party is trading in their protest signs for stationery. Remember the days of 'Not My President' chants and...
Trump’s ‘Execution Revival Tour’: Bringing Back Law and Order, One Lethal Injection at a...
In a move that has the liberal media clutching their pearls, President-elect Donald Trump has announced his intention to reinstate federal executions, following President...
Public Education’s Post-Pandemic Plunge: Who Could Have Predicted?
In a development that surprises absolutely no one paying attention, public education test scores have taken a nosedive following the COVID-19 pandemic. Yes, the...
Trump’s TikTok Tango: From ‘Ban It’ to ‘Keep This Sucker Around’
In a plot twist that could make a soap opera writer blush, President-elect Donald Trump has done a 180-degree pirouette on TikTok. Remember when...
Trump’s Greenland Gambit: A Real Estate Deal to Ice the Competition
In a move that has left geopolitical analysts and late-night comedians equally bemused, President-elect Donald Trump has once again floated the idea of the...
Biden’s Latest Student Debt ‘Magic Trick’: Now You See $4.28 Billion, Now Taxpayers Don’t
In a move that surprises absolutely no one, President Joe Biden has once again dipped into the nation's coffers to forgive student loans—this time...
Trump Quashes ‘President Musk’ Rumors: ‘He’s Not Going to Be President’
In a political landscape where reality often outpaces satire, President-elect Donald Trump has addressed the burgeoning speculation that Elon Musk, the tech mogul and...
Trump’s Bold Stand Against the Tyranny of Time: A Call to End Daylight Saving...
Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves: President-elect Donald Trump has declared war on that biannual nuisance known as daylight saving time. Yes, the man who...