Bomb Squad Deployed After Someone Threw Poop at Biden Advisor’s Home

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Every once in a while, a news story comes along that puts a smile on your face and a spring in your step. This is one of those stories. The Secret Service and a bomb squad had to be deployed to the home of Joe Biden’s National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan this week. They initially thought that someone had thrown a bomb at Sullivan’s house. While it was a “bomb” of sorts, it was not the exploding kind.

At 8:20 a.m. on Monday, police say a car drove by the front of Sullivan’s house in Washington, DC. An unidentified suspect in the car rolled down their window and threw an object at Sullivan’s home. Since Washington, DC liberals live in a weird fantasyland, someone assumed that it was a bomb and called 911.

The DC Metropolitan Police Department’s Explosive Ordinance Disposal team and the Secret Service quickly swarmed to the National Security Advisor’s home, although they probably could have obeyed the speed limit on this one. The bomb squad quickly located the “device” on Jake Sullivan’s lawn, but they did not have to defuse it.

Because it was poop.

We fully admit that this is kind of a nothing-burger of a story. We just wanted to share it with you because it’s fun and hilarious to type the words, “Someone threw poop at Jake Sullivan’s house.”

Meanwhile, the cops are now scouring red light cameras to try to track down the culprit. That poor poop-thrower probably doesn’t realize it, but he or she is about to get the January 6 insurrectionist treatment. The FBI will be kicking in their door any day now.

The rest of us may find the story funny, but Democrats these days don’t have a sense of humor about anything. Showing the slightest disrespect or disagreement with the Biden regime will get you thrown in prison, whether it involves poop or not.