Finally, Sanity in the House: GOP Rules Package Brings Common Sense to Congress
It took a little elbow grease and no small amount of bickering, but the House’s new Republican-led rules package has passed 215-209. And you...
State Legislatures to Parents: ‘Your Kids, Your Call’ – Curriculum Control Up for Grabs
In a move that has left progressive educators clutching their pearls, state legislatures across the nation are advancing bills to increase parental control over...
Two Oregon Men Froze to Death While Hunting for Bigfoot on Christmas Eve
Two grown men who decided to search for Bigfoot on Christmas Eve tragically froze to death in the mountains in Washington state. They were...
Mike Johnson’s ‘Victory’: Herding Cats in the GOP’s Political Circus
In a spectacle befitting the grandest of political circuses, Mike Johnson has been re-elected as Speaker of the House. Yes, you heard that right—the...
Texas Cheerleader Arrested for Poisoning a Classmate’s Goat
A 17-year-old Texas cheerleader has been arrested on felony charges for allegedly poisoning her classmate’s prized show goat. Audrey Vanlandingham is accused of poisoning...
Congress Unveils ‘Generous’ Tax Cuts: Middle-Class Families to Receive a Whopping $1.50 Extra per...
In a move that has left many Americans scratching their heads—and perhaps reaching for their calculators—Congress has proudly announced a new tax cut aimed...
Democrats’ New ‘Resistance’: From Fiery Protests to Polite Letters?
Well, folks, it seems the Democratic Party is trading in their protest signs for stationery. Remember the days of 'Not My President' chants and...
Trump’s ‘Execution Revival Tour’: Bringing Back Law and Order, One Lethal Injection at a...
In a move that has the liberal media clutching their pearls, President-elect Donald Trump has announced his intention to reinstate federal executions, following President...
Public Education’s Post-Pandemic Plunge: Who Could Have Predicted?
In a development that surprises absolutely no one paying attention, public education test scores have taken a nosedive following the COVID-19 pandemic. Yes, the...
Trump’s TikTok Tango: From ‘Ban It’ to ‘Keep This Sucker Around’
In a plot twist that could make a soap opera writer blush, President-elect Donald Trump has done a 180-degree pirouette on TikTok. Remember when...