The Canadian nudist and climate activist who planned to interrogate former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) in her home while wearing an inflatable unicorn costume has been sentenced to life in prison without the chance of parole for whacking Nancy’s husband in the head with a hammer. David DePape was sentenced to 30 years in prison for the crime earlier this year. In case all the rubes in America had any questions about our two-tiered justice system, a San Francisco judge threw the book at DePape on state charges. He’ll never get out of prison.
Police were called to the home of Paul and Nancy Pelosi on October 28, 2022. They didn’t have far to travel to get there, since Nancy has 24/7 surveillance and protection provided by the US taxpayers, via the US Capitol Police. When the cops came to the door and started talking to Paul and David, that’s when David bonked Paul in the head with a hammer. The police bodycam video was awful. DePape really did bonk Paul in the head and we have no doubt he was injured. We’re not contesting that. But… we have some questions.
The official narrative is that DePape was a violent domestic extremist who was trying to kill Nancy Pelosi. The media even tried to pawn him off as a MAGA supporter for about five minutes. Then they realized that homeless Canadian nudist global warming activists are probably not huge Donald Trump constituents and not even the media could try to sell that BS to viewers.
They decided DePape was just crazy instead. He had the inflatable unicorn costume to prove it. Is this really the whole story, though?
Why were David DePape and Paul Pelosi both in their underwear when the cops came to the door? Nancy Pelosi was out of town at the time.
We’re not judging, by the way. If we were married to Nancy Pelosi, we might try to get our freak on with someone in an inflatable unicorn costume while she was out of town too. Just sayin’.
Plus, why did David DePape get life in prison with no chance of parole just for whacking a guy in the head with a hammer? We’ve seen stone-cold murderers get off with lighter sentences than that in San Francisco, especially if they’re illegal aliens.
By way of comparison, John Hinkley shot a sitting US president in March 1981. Even though he nearly assassinated President Ronald Reagan, Hinkley didn’t get life in prison. He’s already out of prison and promoting his next album on X:
My new vinyl album is out! It is called “Lonely Dreamer” and is released on my record label Emporia Records. The album will be available online and in record stores soon. pic.twitter.com/bi4zOLq3PA
— John Hinckley (@JohnHinckley20) September 11, 2024
He’s got T-shirts and other merch available:
John Hinckley merch is available! Go to https://t.co/3PbWAtzEBi pic.twitter.com/IEjKvUc6AK
— John Hinckley (@JohnHinckley20) August 12, 2024
You can even buy a painting of his cat on eBay!
My original CAT painting just listed on Ebay. Use link. Only ship to the U.S. https://t.co/jPCu9xAAVb pic.twitter.com/0FcsRMzJca
— John Hinckley (@JohnHinckley20) October 9, 2024
If you almost assassinate a sitting Republican president in the United States, you can get paroled early, book concerts in liberal venues, and sell your cruddy cat paintings on eBay. Granted, John Hinkley’s cat paintings are better than Hunter Biden’s finger paintings, but still.
Meanwhile, if you bonk Nancy Pelosi’s husband in the head with a hammer during what looks a lot like some sort of weird gay tryst involving inflatable unicorn costumes, you get life in prison with no chance of parole. Doesn’t that seem like a lopsided system?
It is. It’s another example of our two-tiered justice system. Try to assassinate a Republican president and you’ll get a record deal. Assault your alleged gay Democrat meth addict lover, and you get locked up in prison for life.
